gro-gurt:

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

inspireschoolofartsandsciences:

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

dankmemeuniversity:

cynisterrrrr:

Me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

littlest-boat:

THERES A SCENE THEY TOOK OUT OF VENOM(2018) OF EDDIE BEING CARRIED OUT OF THE FISH TANK BY DAN PUT IT BACK IN COWARDS

squirrellythief:

just-shower-thoughts:

Saving files on your desktop is like throwing your clothes on the floor at home.

Why you gotta call me out like this?

bakwaaas:

richhill:

What if other jobs were like sports???

Like “oh what happened to jim the accountant?” He was traded for interns, cash, and an associate to be named later

that-twink-over-there:

isthismadness:

dopeass90sbaby:

hennythingspossible:

adonischildsupportcase:

That screenshot was like 4 consecutively more powerful sucker punches

smstransformers:

smstransformers:

burningitdownn:

may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment

Why only may?

Wait never mind I’m fucking dumb

esmeanne:

bella rollin up the the cullens house knowing full well her blood smells damn near irresistible but risking it all for a chance at finally getting dicked down by the weird boy from bio